Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Y2K

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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