Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Skinny people fart less.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

Im ashamed of being from Canada

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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