What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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