What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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BOOBALANBOO

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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