Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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