What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Canida

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

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