What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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dallen loves penis

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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An Aisian failed a test

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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