- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

ure mama's so fat

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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