A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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Boob

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Hey

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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