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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What kind of bread?
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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes.
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The co-pilot was loafing.
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The plane crashed because it was tired!! Ha ha ha
So funny
What did he day when they were going down? "well looks like we're toas
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OMG SO TRUE RIGHT?!?!
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Lol I love anti jokes my friend is like the king of anti jokes. I am still laughing after five minutes
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The plane wouldn't be able to take off in the first place if the pilot was a loaf of bread.
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I CAN'T BREATHE! OMG

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