What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Anti Joke

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