What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Sarah Palin

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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good one jess !!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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