- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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