What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Well, there's one way...

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Anti Joke

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