Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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SAY

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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