Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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DERP

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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A house comes around the corner.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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non poop

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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