I Love Hitler.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Woman's rights.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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