What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Butt poop.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Anti Joke

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