Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Loperson

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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