What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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