Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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