Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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