Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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religion

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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NEVER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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