- Anti Joke

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

Your mom is so nice.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

how do you confuse a blond?

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

Lacrosse

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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