How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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hiya

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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