A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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how may i help you

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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do you have a wife?

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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