Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Women Voting

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Male leadership.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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