Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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Bean.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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