Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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im black

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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