Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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