A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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