Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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the game

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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