Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Johnson stops eating

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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