- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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