women's rights

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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