David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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make me a sandwich!

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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make me a sandwich!

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I am very humble.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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