YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Your existance.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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This is a joke.

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