There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Anti Joke

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