Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Your existance.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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This is a joke.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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