Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Your time.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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