whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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WNBA

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Black people having a Job.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Anti Joke

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