Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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the economy.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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