- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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