knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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