Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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