Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Yeah right loser!

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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I <3 Hitler

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potato

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Haha pizza

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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