How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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Jess Burns

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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Hello

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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