Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Jews...

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Hitler

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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