Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Doorbell salesman.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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black

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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i just pooped that is all!

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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