Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Do you play piano? No

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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hi

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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