Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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memes

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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Watch your lips.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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