whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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