Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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I am really good at math debating

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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The Bible

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captcha: all yer base

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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