Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Irish sobriety

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Women's Rights.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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