What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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Your mom.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Why? Whats wrong?

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Anti Joke

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