do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Loner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Anti Joke

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