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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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