Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Black People.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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