Freddie Mercurys teeth

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how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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The Big Band Theory

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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U mad?

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Anti Joke

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