A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Penis-Pump

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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