Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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your mom.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Xbox One

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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