- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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