- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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