What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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