One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Women's rights.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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