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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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