Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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