- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Guess what? You guessed it.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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