How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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haha

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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