Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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pudding

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Potato.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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