What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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