A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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tim has no humor

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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the real mccoy

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A duck walks into a bar and is quickly shooed away because it is unsanitary to have a duck in a bar.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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