Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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a woman votes!

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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kathryn atkins

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like most people my age. im 27

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dead dibbs

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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