If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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How did th-A fridge.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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