How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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the love boat

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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