poop is very very yummy.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Your mom.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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what happens every day? People die

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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the WNBA.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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