Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Anti Joke

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