How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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how much fish could a chicken

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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:-)book

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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How did th-A fridge.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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