Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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where are you?

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Q. who's george porchy?

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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