When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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