A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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