What's circular and round A circle

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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