A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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long in the tooth!

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spell backwards: taco cat

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Anti Joke

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