every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Alex Eggbert

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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These Jokes suck.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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haha

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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