What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Error 37.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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