what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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I hate blackniggers

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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I never asked for this.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Anti Joke

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