why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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