A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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