- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

Du bist mein Kampf

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

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