A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Kah-________-

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Chicken

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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