- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

who farted your mother

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

i like tits

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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