A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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