What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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You.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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