what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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